These are some cute one liners from the front page of the Wall Street Journal on 02/02/01:

MINOR MEMOS: Arriving about a minute late after Bush promptly starts a White House meeting with lawmakers, Sen. Breaux excuses himself by saying, "I'm still on Clinton time." ...

Comedian Argus Hamilton says Bush "knows that the California electricity shortage could become a serious problem. It's threatening to spread to states that voted for him."...

Pardon of the lambs? A headline on the Ironic Times Web site reads: "Clinton's pardon of Hannibal Lecter criticized."